What are you... twelve ?

Générique de fin, la lumiere se rallume, les spectateurs se mettent à commenter...
Helen: I liked the movie, but really, I wouldn't have rated this movie 15 ! I don't get it...
kiara: You too ? Funny, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking. I mean, 15... come on !...
Helen: Yes, clearly this should have been rated 18 !!
kiara: Uh... er... actually... I was more thinking about rating it 12...
Helen: Uh ? With all this sexual content ??
kiara: Well, they speak about sex, sure, but you actually don't see any nudity... I don't see what's wrong with a teenager seeing this movie ! Were you THAT naive when you were 12 ?
Helen: Of course I was !
kiara: uh...
Comme dirait tonton Albert, tout est donc relatif..
Mais fidèle à la promesse que je me suis faite il y a maintenant 16 ans, je n'oublierai JAMAIS ce qu'on ressent à 12 ans...
NB: "I love her because she doesn't need me."
"You women don't understand the territory... because you ARE the territory."
That you should learn as soons as possible, 12 isn't too early...