Keep moving...

JF ch. appt col. 25 mars. prof. fum indiff. prox. king's building, Edinburgh university.
"Hello, I've seen your ad, and, guess what ? I'm the perfect flatmate for you !"
"Hello, I'm looking for a flat exactly where you live, so I was thinking..."
"... okay I smoke and you want a non-smoking person, but you know, I LOVE smoking on the balcony !..."
"... and you live just accross king's building, AND you've got 2 cats... please, please, take me, I swear I'll do your washing-up everyday for 4 months !!!..."
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Note to myself: buy "how to sell yourself in 10 lessons" as soon as possible...