J: I think i'm Tigger.
E: No you're not ! You're SO Kanga !
J: I don't want to be Kanga !
D: Why not ? She's the nicest of them all.
J: But..
E: No, she's really nice you know...
J: I WANT TO BE TIGGER !!
E: Well, you know, i'd REALLY like to be Piglet, yet i don't pretend to be Piglet when obviously i'm not...
D: Yeah, sure, you're so Eeyore anyway.
E: Better Eeyore than Owl !!
D: I'M NOT OWL !!
Extracted from today's lunchtime debate between Dr D. [34 years old], Dr J. [31 years old] and Dr E. [30 AND A HALF years old]
Because at the end of the day, failed experiments, american mass murders or headaches about up-coming elections won't get better today - so we may as well forget about the world, and speak about what really matters.
On the agenda tomorrow: which Teletubby is wearing the best condom on their head ?
(Tinky-Winky !!)
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